Hobbit Hunts Husband
Petite, hairy, medium weight but still nice and lean (food is scarce for us great adventurers). Sensitive, not too outgoing (has been out of the house quite a lot lately, but wishes he was home on the inside), thoughtful (saved dwarves on several occasions), and mighty strong brave(he can boast that. Has gotten Thorin&co. out of trouble plenty of times. Was actually quite scared but that’s not the kind of thing one would mention), cunning(or maybe just plain lucky). Enjoys spending quiet time in hobbit hole(mentioned everywhere, duh) and drinking lots of tea whilst eating many cakes. Prefers warm and cozy environments. Hates an empty stomach (despises being hungry) and the cold, or being tired, or anything relatively uncomfortable really. Looking for significant other willing to stay home for quiet time and cuddles. Must be qualified as a chef, preferably an expert on the dessert area. Must be small. Preferably furry feet. Elves, spiders, and wolves not accepted. Must be able to create small landscape drawings with smoke from pipe. Must have cloaks in all colors of the rainbow.
Email: couchpotato@recipeworld.adv
Digits: HOME FTW 941-1457-069
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